Storm Demotivational Poster
NOPE - Not the Droid we are looking for
SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!
if this doesn't work -
MOST PEOPLE SEE THIS AND THINK - "oh look at the lovely wild life" when i see this coming my way i think "there's a shit storm a brewing!" i'm always right
RACIST POLICE - It's getting worse
THE EVIL EMPIRE - Is coming out of the death star personal storage pod and looking fabulous !
PUDDLE JUMPING -
TAROT CARDS -
LUKE SKYWALKER -
HATERS GONNA HATE - Especially if they have cooler armor.
TAKE YOUR SON TO WORK DAY - It doesn't always go as planned.
STORMTROOPERS - At the end of the day, they're just like you and me
REALIZATION - Realization That you've got no job, no new Death Star apartment and you're a terrible shot. Oh, and the remote needs batteries.
THE MAXX - Coolest homeless person EVER!
21st Century Weather -
SOME THINGS -
EVER GET THAT FEELING - Your Friends Have Better Girlfriends Than You? Here's The Proof. They Do.
MERRY CHRISTMAS - "Someone *was* in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction." "Look, sir: Reindeer."
GOD'S FURY - Never Piss Him Off
CIVILIAN ADVISER -
STORMTROOPERS - Never seen this happy since the Death Star ended up in smoke.
AND THAT... - Is what i think of you and your froggy friends.
THUNDERSTORMS - How can so beautiful be so scary? I say that about my wife everyday.
MAY THE FORTH -
CHUCK NORRIS - Can mix volcanoes and lightning storms without even trying.
SEXY STORMTROOPER - What Star Wars movie were you in?
BOY - I AM TWO SECONDS FROM BEING ON YOU LIKE WHITE ON RICE IN A GLASS OF MILK ON A PAPER IN A SNOWSTORM
HOMELESS STORM TROOPERS - The Empire has truly failed them
MATERNITY - Luke I'm your Mother
SINGING IN THE RAIN -
FEMTROOPER - Now that's why I'm a fan of the Empire.
DO YOUR PART, GIRLS - Serve my unit
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA - You'll have to learn Spanish, the drivers sucks, traffic is horrendous, people are mean, crime is high and urban blight ubiquitous... but this never, ever happens.
APATHY - The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. ~Plato
IF REGRETS WERE RAINDROPS - There Would Be A Storm Inside Your House...
LOYALTY - I pledge alligance to the Dark Lord...
MOTHER NATURE -
R AND R - Sometimes, everyone should take some.
FEMTROOPER - Hell ya... this redhead will either blast your brains out or screw them out
TASTE - SOMETIMES THERE'S NO ACCOUNTING FOR IT -
HANDS UP - Or we'll make you look like the Death Star
BEEN THERE -
HEAVEN? - Not today
STORMTROOPERS PLAYING POKER - It would be in your best interest to remember what game you are playing.
COMMANDER PHYDEAUX - No wonder Chewy, Skywalker, Leia and Han Solo got away.
STORMTROOPERS - Well they may not be the prettiest things to look at but at least during a lonely night on the Deathstar there's something to "do"
I DON'T KNOW -
GREAT-GRANDPA PHYDEAUX -
STORMTROOPERS - Hay show me your ID!
THE OTHER TROOPER - phydeaux has a cousin no one likes to talk about
BEWARE - the crimson tide it's a rough storm to ride
BLACK PANTHER - Ah! Something new has been added!
EVACUATE THE DANCEFLOOR -
MODESTY - You should learn something of this, stop watching porn
PUDDELS - you got to look out for them
Zombie Stormtroopers. -
NEW-GUY-ON-THE-JOB PRANK - You know that when everybody else is done beating the sh*t out of him, he's going to beat the sh*t out of you!
PHYDEAUX'S STYLING - They see Phydeaux Rolling They be Hating For His Big Pimpin' Style
STORMTROOPER - In there weekend off
CAP FLEMISH - "That's Where The Fish Are." Asshole.
QUEEN OF THE CONVENTION - And her husband wonders where she got all that folding money! (Sorry, I thought you should know)
OH SH*T!!! - WE HAVE ANGERED THE GOD OF HELLFIRE! I think Iceland's gonna need a new name. Do Not Pass Go! Do Not Collect $200!
TYPHOONS - Are nature's way of saying "Maybe you'd better take the train."
SAFTEY FIRST - Phydeaux forgot his safty was off. Now we call Tracy "ILean"
THE STORM - God must be bowling again! (He gets better lightning when he uses CATS as pins)
TROOPER ELVIS - Surprising the girls with butt secks That's how he TCBs
KEEPS THE SECRET - Keeps the secret, The Empire knows where you live
Stormy Nights -
The Sea -
Mother Nature -
IT TAKES ME BACK -
Canadian Archaeologists -
TK-421, WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR POST? TK-421, DO YOU COPY? - Apparently they never found the droids they were looking for...
FAMOUS LAST WORDS - "Rain? Do not make me laugh!"
LIGHTNING - the least deadly thing in the picture
STAR WARS XXXVIIII - Jango Fett gets Married
THE ONLY "THUNDER" STORM - worth watching
THE END - At times, we wonder how and when it might all end, But few will imagine the end is right out their window.
NOT STORM TROOPERS - Those are clone troopers
IN GOD WE TRUST - We have no choice!
PIZZA - Subliminal Hurricane Food.
The storm is all about -
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